Secret Revenge Cards - Naughty ecards

YOU PILE OF SHIT
YOU STINK LIKE SHIT
WHAT THIS DOG LEFT IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU

EAT SHIT - 32 FLAVORS
LICK ME !
FINALLY, YOUR JUST DESSERTS

I'D RATHER LICK THIS THAN LOVE YOU
BITE ME!
THIS REMINDS ME OF YOU

YOU MAY NOT BE MY FAVOURITE, BUT YOU ARE #2
ANOTHER ASSHOLE THAT LEFT IN A HURRY
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE WHO THINKS HE CAN ESCAPE

HERE'S A TIP - STOP SERVING SHIT !
WHAT WINE WOULD YOU RECOMMEND WITH THIS, YOU PRETENTIOUS BASTARD?
WISH I'D CHOSEN THE BLUE VEIN SPECIAL INSTEAD

IN THE SODA FOUNTAIN OF LIFE, YOU'RE THE SHIT UNDER MY SPRINKLES
HERE'S THE SCOOP, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT

I'D LIKE TO FLUSH YOU OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU SHIT
WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU, WHO NEEDS ENEMAS
YOU'RE A PERSON OF EFFLUENCE

ADDING KETCHUP DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER EITHER
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE SHIT HOT...BUT YOU'RE REALLY JUST A SHIT HOT DOG
THANKS FOR THE BBQ. OUR TURN NEXT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIT HEAD
YOU BLOW AND YOU STINK
HAVE A STINKY, SHITTY BIRTHDAY. ASSHOLE

EAT SHIT - DINNER FOR TWO
I'M HOPING YOU WON'T NOTICE I ALSO PISSED IN YOUR CHARDONNAY
IS YOUR RESTAURANT IN THE MICHELIN GUIDE UNDER 'CRAPPY FOOD'?

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST GOT THE CAN
INSERT YOUR HEAD AND FLUSH
MANY HAVE DONE IT. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN - PISS OFF

THIS IS WHAT ALWAYS COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, SMELL LIKE SHIT AND TASTE LIKE SHIT - GOOD THING I DIDN'T STEP IN YOU!
I THINK YOU LEFT YOUR BRAINS IN A FIELD

YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF DOING THIS
WHY IS IT THE ONLY SHOWER YOU TAKE IS GOLDEN?
I'M TIRED ON BEING PISSED ON BY YOU

I'M TIRED OF THIS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
SUDDENLY, I'M REMINDED OF YOU
A PICTURE OF YOU AT YOUR BIRTH

EAT SHIT !
I FOUND YOUR BIRTHPLACE
THE SUM TOTAL OF ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE

SCATALOGICAL HUMOR THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO HURL YOUR COOKIES
AND PINCH YOUR BUTT CHEEKS

dogcrap1

cone

crap cone

miss

dinner for one

sprinkles

bowl

hot dog

cone with candle

dinner for two

toilet

cow pie

drink

cow crapping

eat