Secret Revenge Cards - Naughty ecards

FUCK EWE
SOMEONE YOU KNOW & FUCK REGULARLY ?

YOUR CUNT IS SO UGLY IT SHOULD BE CAGED
BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP BUT UGLY GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE CUNT
EVEN A BRAZILIAN WOULDN'T IMPROVE YOUR CUNT

WHEN IT COMES TO BIG CUNTS, YOU'RE A REAL BUTTE
REMINDS ME OF FUCKING YOU - I NEVER DID TOUCH THE SIDES
THIS REMINDS ME OF YOUR WIFE'S CUNT

THIS MUST BE THE ONLY COCK YOU DIDN'T SUCK
I'M SICK OF WORKING FOR FUCKING CHICKENFEED
I TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PECKER

I KNOW YOU BLOW DEAD GOATS - HOW ABOUT LIVE HORSES?
ONLY IN YOUR FUCKING MIND!
YEAH, BIG FUCKING SWINGER YOU ARE

YOU SEEM TO MISSING THE FUCKING POINT
YOU FUCK LIKE A STAR… FISH, THAT IS
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX, YOU ONLY THINK YOU'RE A STAR

YOU'RE A CULVERT CUNT
I FUCKED YOU AND NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE SIDES
HOW MANY GUYS GOT LOST IN YOUR CUNT?

YOU LITTER UP MY FUCKING LIFE
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT FUCKING RUBBISH
YOU TRASHED MY LIFE AND WASTED MY FUCKING TIME

SPEAKING OF UGLY FUCKING BITCHES, HOW'S YOUR SISTER?
AT LEAST THERE'S ONE WHO'D LIKE TO SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE
BITCH, BITCH, BITCH. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

TIME FOR YOU TO FUCK RIGHT OFF!
YOU FUCKING TICK ME OFF
YOUR MEGA-BITCH FACE WOULD STOP A CLOCK

HOW ARE YOU AND THE OTHER FUCKING COWS DOING?
ALL THE GIRLS THINK YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT
NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY BALLS

YOUR PELT, SMELT

YOU DRIVE ME ROUND THE FUCKING BEND
WHEN YOU SEE THIS COMING, FORK OFF

YOU GIVE ME THE BRUSH OFF? WELL, FUCK OFF
IT'S TIME TO GIVE YOU THE BRUSH OFF
PAINT ME INTO A CORNER AND YOU'LL GET THE BRUSH OFF

YOUR COCK WAS AS LIMP AS THIS

YOUR CUNT CERTAINLY WASN'T THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED
YOUR BUSH DIDN'T IMPRESS ME

I JUST CAN'T GET OVER ALL THE FUCKING SHIT YOU LEAVE BEHIND
CRAP IS CRAP BUT YOURS IS FUCKING SHIT
FUCK OFF WITH ALL YOUR SHIT

YOU'VE SUCKED SO MUCH COCK I'M SURE EVEN THIS WOULD TASTE GOOD TO YOU

YOU NEVER COULD GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER
YOU'RE SUCH A STRANGE FUCKING TURD YOU JUST DON'T FIT
HOW MUCH FUCKING SHIT CAN ONE PERSON TAKE?

LAST TIME I COME TO ONE OF YOUR FUCKING DINNERS
YOU SERVE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT

A FEW SPRINKLES CAN’T DISGUISE THE FACT YOU’RE A FUCKING SHIT
BITE ME, MOTHERFUCKER
I’D RATHER EAT THIS THAN SUCK YOUR COCK

IT’S BETTER THAN WHAT USUALLY COMES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
THAT REMINDS ME, HOW’S YOUR FUCKING FAMILY?
DO THE FUCKING PAPERWORK, ASSHOLE

TRY STICKING THIS BACK UP YOUR ASS
YOUR WEINER TASTED LIKE SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT WC STANDS FOR? WICKED CUNT!
GET YOUR FUCKING PAPERWORK DONE BEFORE YOU LEAVE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - YOU'RE OLDER THAN FUCKING SHIT
I'M TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING CRAP NO MATTER HOW IT'S SERVED

CONTAINS VERY FOUL LANGUAGE.
DON’T BLAME US IF YOU GO HERE AND ARE OFFENDED

sheep rear

bald cat

canyon

cock

dong

starfish

culvert

litter

bitchdog

clock

cows

pelt

road bend

brushes

jellyfish

forest trail

dogcrap2

crap cone2

miss2

dinner for one

sprinkles

bowl

hot dog

toilet

cone with candle