About Us
Secret Revenge Cards was created for people to have fun, let off steam and release their inner evil.  Enjoy it – send E-sults to anyone upon whom you wish revenge.  It’s completely anonymous unless you decide to add your name when using the “RECAPTION THIS” feature available for every card.  But don’t blame us if that’s what you choose – after all, we did create this to be ‘SECRET’.

Not sure if it’s ANONYMOUS?  Test it out ahead of time to feel more secure.  Send a ‘mild’ one to someone you know and see if they can tell.  They won't even know it's from SECRET REVENGE CARDS - their email will show that someone sent them a card from FUNINTERNETCARDS.  Have them check all the usual internet routing garbage and see if anything traces back to you.  We’re not worried, it won’t.

But PLEASE, PLEASE use this site in a mature manner.  It’s not meant to bully, harass, intimidate or malign any person or group.  We trust you to be nice (are we down with that?).

Secret Revenge Cards does not show human genitals (those naughty bits), hate messages, racial slurs or references to violence and threats such as “I’ll do you”.  We do, however, use profanity (the F, MF and even C words appear frequently), perverse sexual references and blatantly displayed animal genitals - after all, an ungulate’s vagina may shock some but are all too familiar to farmers in wellies and some of this planet’s more discerning deviants.

Our categories rate and advise users to the degree of profanity (dirty words) they may encounter – if you go there and are offended it’s your own damn fault. C’mon, there’s much worse on network television!  Besides, do you want to shock the recipient or not?

Personal choice is always an option when picking a card and its caption.  Spinning a wheel or playing eeny, meeny, miny, moe may be just as effective in choosing the right card for your despised one.  Don’t like what we wrote?  Go ahead and write your own by selecting ‘RECAPTION THIS” – we’ll get over it even though it took a whole team of talented funny people many sleepless nights to be so clever.  Of course, you can always take the caption from one picture and rewrite it into one you feel more accurately captures your intent.

If your card recipients take offence then they just can’t take a joke.  SCREW THEM – and send them another E-sult from Secret Revenge Cards!